Posts tagged shmoosh
Posts tagged shmoosh

celebrating my engagement to julie with champagne in skull glasses and inappropriate texting
Plants to USDA: It’s getting noticeably warmer in here.
Planting zones moving farther north as temperatures rise.
Shmoosh: Maybe now they’ll finally be able to grow crops in Northern Russia!

Stevie Nicks vs. Britney Spears
Damn. This is good. A little too good. It’s gonna come in handy tonight, that’s for sure.
five seconds in and I am in love.
Well this is all I’m listening to today.
Shmoosh, we MUST find a download of this to add to our apartment party/pregame playlist.
(Source: coketalk, via jujubrains)
3M (Command, Scotchbrand tape),
Airborne Vitamin,
Amway, (says it has been misrepresented)
Anheuser Busch Inbev (Select55),
Art Instruction Schools,
Bamboozles,
Bank of America (Cash Rewards),
Bare Escentuals,
Brother International (Ptouch),
Campbell’s Soup,
Capital One,
Church & Dwight (Oxi Clean, Arm & Hammer),
City Furniture,
Conagra (Hunt’s Diced Tomatoes),
Corinthian Colleges (Everst411),
Cotton, Inc.,
Cumberland Packing (Sweet’N Low), (says it has been misrepresented)
Dell computers,
Diamond Foods (Kettlebrand Chips),
Estee Lauder (Clinique),
ET Browe (Palmer’s Cocoa butter),
Gap,
General Motors (Chevy Runs Deep),
Good Year,
Green Mountain Coffee,
Guthy Renker (Proactiv),
Hershey kisses,
Home Depot, (says it has been misrepresented)
Honda North America,
HTC Phones,
Ikea,
JC Penney,
JP Morgan Chase (Chase Sapphire),
Kayak.com, Kellogg (Special K),
Koa Brands (John Frieda),
Leapfrog Enterprise (Leapster Explorer),
Lowe’s (admits to cancelling ads) ***
Mars (Dove Chocolate),
McDonald’s,
Nationwide Insurance,
News Corp (We bought a zoo movie),
Nintendo (Mariokartz.com),
Novartis (Theraflu),
Old Navy,
Pernod Ricard (Kahlua),
Petsmart,
Pier One,
Pfizer (Centrum vitamin),
Procter & Gamble (Align Probiotic, Crest, Febreze, Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, Pur, Tide),
Progressive Insurance,
Prudential Financial,
Radio Shack,
Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse,
SC Johnson (Drano, Glade, Scrubbing Bubbles),
Sears ,
Signet (Kay Jewelers),
Sonic Drive-ins,
Subaru, T
HQ (uDraw),
T-Mobil,
Toyota (Camry),
Volkswagen,
Vtech (Mobi Go, V Reader),
Wal-Mart
Whirlpool (Maytag)
SERIOUSLY?!?!?! I want to boycott ALL OF THESE COMPANIES. THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND YELLY.
(Source: theamericanmuslim.org, via radicalijtihad)
An evening in the life of me and the shmoosh. (Ps, Jules, I edited out your last name so you can remain anonymous or whatever, you’re welcome).
Also fun about this is a sleepytime cocktail is way less fun than all the people liking that status think it is. It’s a shot glass full of gross homeopathic remedies for immune boosting and sound sleeping. Because such is our collective life.
I was so so sleepy before and now I’ve riled myself up yelling with Julie about race/gender/humanrights/worldviews/russia/globalstudies/africanreligion/language/world. Now I must drink tea and watch this week’s episode of parenthood to lull myself into the sleepy time I’ve been trying to have for dayz now.
Since time is a social construction and the morning brunch Julie and I attempted never came into fruition, we’re having brunch for dinner. BECAUSE WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.
I love crazy straws. So does shmoosh. Who I miss. Terribly.