Posts tagged drunk
You Live Here.
We all live here.
someone just murder us already.
Oh Cinders you drunken whore.
This was my entire parade day.
(Source: thetvscreen, via willess9)
We’re really compatible because we both don’t care if crumbs get in our bed.
Joan Rivers got stoned and ate some food. Anderson Cooper made fun of her.
[CNN]
Joan Rivers is not just my main bitch, she’s the main bitch.
This is how my mom and her best friend were acting when they both had enormous margaritas at lunch and no food. They made me pick them up and take them to the pet store to get food and my mom’s best friend followed me around with squeaky toys squeaking at me and yelling “CAN WE GET THIS?!” It was 2 in the afternoon on a weekday, mind you. I could only imagine what would happen if they were stoned.
The boy is making roasted garlic mashed potatoes, spinach, and filet mignons.
I’m going to miss this SO MUCH when I have to go back to New York.
We also have lots of wine and champagne and beer. GONGETDRUNKKKK (and watch Star Wars and snuggle, probably).
I think people who aren’t from areas who aren’t New Jersey are awesome.
We’ve decided champagne is not just for special occasions.
It is for every day.
Since we don’t get to celebrate Hanukah festivities this year, we came up with the only possible solution: Apartmentukah. Shmoosh and I are going to stay up at school throughout finals week even though neither of us really have to stay, so we made up a holiday so we can have things to do to fill these long winter Binghamton days. There are 13 days of Apartmentukah and it kicks off December 4th, culminating in JP’s birthday on the 16th.
If anyone has any suggestions for fun Apartmentukah games/activities/meals/songs/prayers/ceremonies let me know. Most of it will probably be spent drunk and high and crafting and yelling about buttsex.
