scenes from a marriage
Drex: (enters stage right from bedroom)
Emily: (sighs heavily)
Drex: What?
Emily: …We’re both wearing jeans and checked/plaid button downs.
Drex: Uhg, do you want me to change?
Emily: Yes! I was dressed first.
Drex: (sighs heavily)
Emily: I’m not kidding.
Drex: I know you’re not. (exits SR)
Story of life living with my shmoosh, Julie (too lazy/sleepy to link to you right now babydoll). Except it’s always leggings and the same color target t-shirt. The best is the days we leave separately and then sit next to each other in class and don’t realize until then that we’re dressed like TWINZ.